Chronic, Compulsive Addiction

I try not to make this blog about the politics of masturbating on the internet and keep it simply about my goon. However, I've read so many blogs or posts in the last few months about the negativity of using words like "chronic", "compulsive", and "addicted" when describing yourself as a masturbator that I wanted to post about it. Don't worry, I'll post some gooner pics afterward to make up for it. :)

First of all, lets define these terms just so we're clear:

Chronic: adjective

1. Of long duration; continuing

2. Lasting for a long period of time or marked by frequent recurrence

3. Subject to a habit or pattern of behavior for a long time

Compulsive: adjective

1. Having the capacity to compel

2. ( Psychology) Caused or conditioned by compulsion

Addicted: verb/adjective
1. To occupy (oneself) with or involve (oneself) in something habitually or compulsively

I've included only the definitions that relate to the context in which we use these words as mastubators. Notice none of them are implicitly negative. It's society that uses them in such a negative way that people have begun to just assume they are negative words.

Those who complain about the use of these words seem to be the people who are concerned with labels in society in general. They aren't terribly upset that people use these words to descibe their masturbation, but more-so about how society will view you once you label yourself as such. They are also most likely those people who champion these types of causes wherever they encounter things they might feel are politically incorrect. Without sounding too much like an after school special, my advice to them is to stop worrying so much about what people will think about you and simply do what makes you happy. Who cares what society thinks? I don't.

Now then, I want to clarify something. When I imply that I don't care about what society thinks, I don't mean this in a "fuck the world", jaded way. On the contrary, I like society. It provides many things to a masturbator like me that I would otherwise have to do without, and very occasionally I do like being a part of said society. What I mean is simply that I am a chronic, compulsive, addicted masturbator (literally defined) and that the bulk of society is going to have an issue with whatever label is placed on it, so why should I waste time trying to come up with some acceptable way to gently let them all know what I am? Besides, it's not like I'm broadcasting my masturbation to the unwanting world. I post my blog and use masturbation sites to find likeminded men. No one will be seeing these things unless they are on the internet looking for them. You can't Google "disney" and get a picture of my erect penis. At least not that I know of.

I don't feel that I'm doing any sort of disservice or damage to the masturbator community when I use these words to describe myself, and if you do then don't use them. Quite frankly, if you care so much about what other people think about your masturbation, why are you on the internet talking about it at all?